Lucky Me, Lucky Me!

I am having a great day; things could not get any better. I don’t want anyone to feel bad, but I’m going to just have to brag anyway. First of all I turned on my computer and went on-line and to my surprise I find that not only was I selected to win 2 free I-Pod nanos, but that there are women in my area who want to meet me- RIGHT NOW! Do you believe that? Meet ME. My head is spinning. As if that were not enough, when I go to my e-mail I get an e-mail from a Nigerian diplomat and thay’re going to be sending me money (I don’t quite know all of the details) but cool, out of all the people in the world this Nigerian has picked me. The computer is an amazing thing, and I can only hope that you as my friend can gain access to all of the wonderfulness that the Internet has to offer. By next week I will have a collage degree, cheaper medicine from Canada, I’m going to loose unsightly pounds, and I expect before the end of the month I will have a huge penis thanks to my good friends on-line.

This all happened before I got out of my pajamas. So check this out, I walked downstairs, dreaming of looking slim as I’m driving my new Lamborghini, holding my law degree and swinging my massive schlong. I open my mailbox - the first letter I see tells me that I may have already won the publishers clearing house thing. There is another addressed to Maurice Rucker, who is me, and or current resident, coincidently this is also me. For no reason I received 20% of off my next purchase and Bed, Bath and Beyond (Not just Bed and Bath) have you ever heard of a luckier day? I hope it keeps up, and I hope you get some of this good stuff, but I guess I can’t expect everyone to be as lucky as I am. All of this, plus people who don’t even know me want me to be their Myspace friend. Is that amazing or what? I guess there’s just something about me. Some of the girls even invited me to look at their web-cams. How lucky was that? I feel like the “Rhinestone Cowboy getting cards and letters from people I don’t even know, and offers coming over the phone”.

I’m as giddy as a schoolgirl. I don’t want to go to sleep now, but I must, but I can only hope that tomorrow will be is lucky as today. Do you think it will? Yeah, I think so too.